Q: Black Dude, where have you been?

A: Selling drugs, get off my balls.

 

Q: What kind of questions do I ask you, Black Dude?

A: Anything, uglybutt. I'm extremely knowledgeable. I know everything there is to know about anything. I've been schooled by a homeless guy.

 

Q: Why are you the Black Dude if you're white?

A: SHUT UP AND GO DIE IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE! YOU'RE BLIND. I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD.

 

Q: What do you think of convicts?

A: If they're related to me, they're nothing but little school girls that can't get a woman. No relation, they're my co-workers.

 

Q: What's your position on illegal immigrants working in America.

A: Let us work, I mean let them work.

 

 

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