Adult Friend Finder Lets Me Down

So I'm surfing the web the other day, minding my own business. While I was on a site that I thought had more taste than this, I see a column on the left side of the screen. As you can see, it states that there are some fine ladies in my area that are interested in some obviously questionable man on woman action.

I'm not interested in picking anyone up, but I figured I'd check these ladies out, since they ARE from my area. Or not...

AdultFriendFinder.com has ruined my will to live. When I clicked on the top picture, I was disturbed to find that these four fine ladies are nothing like what's ACTUALLY in my town.

Go ahead... click on one and see what I saw.