Ever Been to Muncie, Indiana? I Have.

A town made famous by David Letterman and those darned Ball St. Cardinals, Muncie is your typical town of poverty and terrible dental hygiene.

On my trip I spent my time in the most luxurious hotel Muncie has to offer... the Holiday Inn Express. Only the finest accommodations for me. The room was about the size of a master bathroom and had a glorious view of the highway which has tons of trucks going down it at 3am for your listening pleasure.

If you thought the room was nice, you haven't seen anything yet. The cuisine... only the best that East Central Indiana has to offer. Do you like dog shit? I hope so... you'd be better off collection some of that for your after work dinner.

Speaking of after work, how about some of the great night life of Muncie. You could go bowling at the local alley... or perhaps you enjoy bowling? Then there's bowling for the children, followed by a few frames of bowling to wind down after all that excitement.

Like modern commodities? Forget it.

The best part about Muncie, Indiana is the roads leaving the city. The rural country highway leading to the interstate is long and flat, perfect for passing as many people as possible to maximize your speed leaving the city limits.

The interstate speed limit throughout Indiana is 70, which happens to be a perfect speed to see this sign at:

I've never been so happy seeing boring old Ohio.