I do believe I've found the most annoying thing in the world. Girls the weigh less than what I eat everyday, and complain about their weight. These little toothpicks might weigh 90 pounds, but all you heard from them is "I need to loose weight. I can't stand how fat I am!" Shut up. Just shut up. You look like a holocaust victim already, so stop your crying. But if you're really that upset with how you look, and want to change, jump on the bandwagon of the newest diet craze...

Watch out Atkins and South Beach, there's a new diet in town. Michael Schaivo's cashing in and decided to release a diet book, in memory of his deceased wife. He claims, "it was her wish. Her parents thought she was trying to say 'I want to live,' but she really was saying, 'I want you to make a diet book, and profit millions off it.' You think I'm kidding?" I read it the other day. It really is a good read. I love the recipe section, filled with things you should eat. It's 150 blank pages.

So for all you anorexic losers out there who think you'd so fat and you need to cut off a few more pounds, shut your trap. Just go die in an alley somewhere. You're idiotic, and should be drug behind an old Chevy truck. I'm right and you know it. Go throw up now.