I don't have to repeat myself and tell you again that women are the devil, do I? Well, it's true. Maybe in this case isn't not so much that they're the devil... it's that they can be very... very... stupid. Case in point, this evening I get online and notice an away message on AIM that says, "on the phone talkin' with my baby. Oh baby I love you" and so on. Why do you have to say, "baby I love you," when you're actually on the phone with this blabbering love bucket that you own now? It gets a little worse though. I scrolled down a little more to the bottom of the away message and it reads like this:

Kids in love are as retarded as the Special Olympics. That's why if I have kids, I'm trading them in for a new car.

Where should I start? First, if I were her "baby," I'd fake my own death in a horrible plane crash, and move to Chile. Next, the sickening part of this picture is I first read it on April 10. Let me get this straight... you can fall in love in three days? Wow. I guess Cupid put in an Express Lane. Chances are they'll be married next week, divorced in May because her "baby" became an avid drug user after being pestered by her ass for what seemed like days about having kids. Then in June he'll go in to her place of work and mow her and 43 of her closest friends down execution style with an AK-47 and two grenades on load from the US Government.

See what happens when you're an idiotic woman who pushes the issue of love? Hope they have security at your work you ignorant, over dramatic puss-bags.