I was sitting in class the other day, and since the professor was nothing more than a blabbering pile of crap, I started looking around at people in the room. The one thing that stood out was the fact that there was one girl in class that was wearing Abercrombie everything. Shirt, pants, sandals... hell, chances are she was wearing some kind of top secret Abercrombie makeup (5 pounds of it at that). It baffled me. Why? What's the point of having designer clothes with the company's name splattered all over you like you're a freakin' billboard? You know, companies PAY for billboard space, why are you PAYING to do it for them?

Anyway, it just made me hate Abercrombie and Fitch even more than I already did. It made me so angry I punched a puppy on my way out to my car.

Here's a little message to all you preppy ass monkeys that think wearing the most expensive and "in" clothes, matters...

IT DOESN'T.

Once you graduate high school, no one cares who your friends are. For those of you who continue to wear everything that Abercrombie puts in your face, repeat after me... "would you like fries with that?" Or maybe even, "can I get you more coffee, sir? Yes sir. Right away sir!" Because you'll end up working fast food, or being a corporate suck up for the rest of your life.

Even worse... Abercrombie and Fitch promotes homosexuality. In their highly publicized catalog that they send out, there's nothing but a bunch of fags, completely naked, hugging each other. I wish I were exaggerating...

"Beefcake... BEEEEEFCAKE!"

Obviously I wasn't going to put a couple naked dudes on here, but you get the point. If you're a true homo, go here and see more of the man-tastic pictures, you sick freaks. (Warning, I will record who clicks on that link and personally come to your house and stuff your cat in a woodchipper.) I'm about to throw up. This is disgusting.