Uno de Mayo

Mexicans all over America today celebrated their newest holiday, Uno de Mayo. Immigrants stayed home today in protest of laws prohibiting them from getting rights. Good call spics. Way to prove you work hard, by not working.

Usually when I'm trying to prove a point, that's EXACTLY what I do... make myself look stupid.

This affected my day in the worst way possible: my fast food wasn't as fast. All the gringos were making and serving the food and I had to wait longer than usual. But the quality was fantastic.

What's even worse is the protests they all put on today. Even better idea. Get half a million illegal immigrants piled in a closed city street. Good call again, makes it easier for Immigration Police to round all of them up.

In all honesty, I'm in favor of deporting only one illegal alien: