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Now I Just Hate Whores I was in the middle of writing a rant about that fat ass, obnoxious, Dr. Phil today when I received an e-mail from a female (go figure) bitching me out about my articles I wrote about whores. This girl claims to be a friend of the aforementioned whore in my two articles, and clearly is upset by my opinions. Take a peek... Eric, Hey you don’t know me, but I just had a few words for ya, k? Number one—Katie is my friend and after reading your website I have to say that you must be the most childish person I’ve ever seen? Next, I’m not doing this just for Katie because she doesn’t really care about what you have to say about her anyway. I just think that it’s pretty bad that you are what, 22 years old? And don’t have enough life that you have to sit and write mean things about people on your website. If you have a problem with someone, say it to their face and don’t put it on your stupid little webpage. Grow up :) Later--Sarah Sarah L. Kauffman Before I go any farther, I have to go ahead and warn you the same thing I warned Sarah when she sent me this e-mail... anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion, also known as gotbuckey.com. So you think I'm the most childish person you've ever seen? I don't see what's so childish about standing up for my best friend when a girl does the lowest thing I've ever heard of to him. Strike one, try again. "you must be the most childish person I’ve ever seen?" Plus, I'm just curious if that was a question or a statement? Since it has a question mark, I'll answer that for you. No, I'm not the most childish person you've ever seen. See the above statement to prove that. "Next,
I’m not doing this just for Katie If you have to add that line to your e-mail, then yes, you really are doing this just for Katie. Because believe it or not, I've not received any type of contact from the subject of my whore articles. That's right, she's not contacted me, all of her friends have. Which takes me to the end of her e-mail where she says... "if you have a problem with someone, say it to their face" Huh? Why can't Katie say it to my face then? But what blows me away is a statement she made in the middle of this e-mail... "And
don’t have enough life that you have to sit and write mean things about
people on First, this is a fragmented sentence, you illiterate bitch. And second, you make it sound like I have no life at all. Like I sit around all day and think to myself, "man I hate this person, I'm going to write about them on one of the most popular websites east of the Mississippi." You're wrong. Do your research before you make statements. I do my research. I update my site an average of three times a week... if you're lucky. That's about 30 minutes of my time that I sit down in front of a computer and think of some hilarious shit that melts your face. Multiply that by three times, and you get 90 minutes a week. Last time I checked, not counting daylight savings time, there's 10,080 minutes in a week. Which means...
...You just got your shit ruined, Sarah L. Kauffman. I spend 99.10714286% of my time doing better things then worrying about hurting your friend's feelings. She'll get over it and so will you. Next time you e-mail me, pull your thumb out of your ass before typing.
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