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Man of the Year Nominations

It may be the end of August, but it's that time of the year again. It's time for nominations for the GotBuckey.com Man of the Year award. 2004 saw a tight race but the eventual award winner was DL Casto, for having sex with girls and posting it on the internet. This year we're going to open the nominations up worldwide. Yesterday alone we had visits from Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, South America, Sweden, and Canada; so that means this isn't a local website anymore.

Unfortunately, you can't just nominate anyone. GotBuckey.com Man of the Year is a prestigious award, given out yearly to men who have gone above and beyond the expectations that come with owning a penis. There are guidelines for picking your nominee. They are as follows:

• Must have killed at least one animal in the past year.
• Must own an American vehicle.
• Must be straight. Sorry, homos.
• Must not be afraid to fart in front of a beautiful female.
• Must wear the pants in the relationship.

Those are just the required guidelines that your nominee must meet. To be put in serious consideration, your nominee will be given more points if they've completed any of the following tasks:

• Eaten a bear.
• Crunched another mans skull between his pecks.
• Punched a gorilla in the face and lived to tell about it.
• Gotten in a fight with a Little League baseball coach.
• Gotten in a fight with a Little League baseball player.
• Rode on an alligator.
• Won an argument with a woman.
• Told a police officer, "I didn't know I couldn't do that," and lived.
• Lit a body part on fire to impress a female.
• Raced a golf cart... down hill... in the rain... not on a golf course.
• Drop kicked a cashier at a fast food restaurant for getting your order wrong.
• Fired a golf ball 500 yards out of a home made golf ball shooter.
• Done any of the above, not intoxicated. That'd be a feat.

Nominate someone for Man of the Year by e-mailing me at eric@gotbuckey.com, or use this handy form that you've seen a half a million times...

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