Justin Zwick, and other Dumbasses
Saturday was a bad day if your name is Justin Zwick, Nick Lachey, or
Jim Tressel. The sooner your name was mentioned in that sentence, the more
I want to kick your ass.
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Justin Zwick - We'll start with this ass clown.
Need I say more? Zwick looked like Joe Namath out there Saturday night. No, not
the Namath of the NY Jets glory days, we're talking Namath of a couple
years ago when he was drunk off his ass, asking an ABC reporter to
have sex with him... on national television.
Zwick hasn't been well liked in Columbus for a while, but he never
gave anyone a reason to hate him, until Saturday, September 10th. A
few retarded looking passes and one huge fumble later, Justin has a
price on his head.
It really doesn't matter how far and how accurate he can throw the
ball... the kid doesn't have any awareness. He's made one bad move
after another. The next move he'll make will be out of an OSU dorm,
and back in to his parents house in Massilon, OH. Justin Zwick, I hate
you.
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Nick Lachey - This little
flamer is a very close second in the voting for most hated man in
Columbus, OH. For those of you who didn't watch ESPN's College Gameday
Saturday morning, Nick and Michigan Heisman winner Desmond Howard
stood atop Ohio Stadium singing the Michigan fight song. What?
Yeah, read that again. Nick and Michigan Heisman winner Desmond Howard
stood atop Ohio Stadium singing the Michigan fight song. Why?
I'm not sure why. ESPN thought it'd be great to piss on Ohio State's
hospitality again. Nick Lachey will be found and when his 450 pound
body guard isn't around, I'm sure an angry Ohio State fan will kick
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Jim Tressel - What? Why's
Tressel on the list? Well, I think we've all put up with his
conservative nature way too long. Coach Tressel thinks he can run a
spread offense, but it's hard to do that with a quarterback like
Justin Zwick that looks like a turtle when he gets the ball.
Seriously, who in their right mind would put Justin Zwick in the game
with 2:00 left? Career suicide. Jim's pulled us out of some
pretty serious situations. Whether it be the national championship or
versus a crappy team like Cincinnati, Jim was there to save the team.
Now he needs to be left in the woods somewhere. I'm sure he'll
go on to beat Michigan again this year and redeem himself, but right
now, Jim Tressel is on the GotBuckey.com shit list. |
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