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Michael McDonald is a Leech

Michael McDonald releases a Christmas Album. What's so bad about this? Well, first because I hate Michael McDonald. Michael, you're white, stop singing R&B and blues. But also because Michael is out trying to capitalize on the wild success that his younger brother Ronald has had in his career.

At a young age, Ronald knew he was bound for great success as a mascot clown for a large fast food chain. Although no one knew what fast food was when they were little, Ronald knew he would be a part of this trend.

At a young age, Michael spent his days stealing homework assignments much like he steals other musicians songs today.

So what makes Ronald the better brother? Lets look at their individual accomplishments.

 

Ronald McDonald	Michael McDonald
Makes millions by dressing up like a freaking clown Has a lifetime supply of BigMacs Founded a charity house that provides a "home away from home" for families of seriously ill children receiving treatment at nearby hospitals Beloved by millions One of the most familiar faces in the entire world	Makes a few thousand for ripping off old R&B classics Eats too many BigMacs Ate a seriously ill kid once Beloved by three Ran naked through a Blockbuster once, and no one even noticed

Next time you happen to come across a Michael McDonald fan, refer them to my site. And if you read this whole article and have no clue who the hell Michael McDonald is, don't worry, you're in the majority.