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It's Merry Christmas, Not Happy Holidays. Assholes.

Yesterday on the radio, I heard an assault of "holiday" commercials. One after another saying "come to our holiday sale!" Because God forbid we call it a Christmas Sale.

Christmas is a bad word. Just like Jesus, and God, and saying the pledge of allegiance... at least if you ask any Senator or politically correct individual.

Leading the way in this fight against Christmas is the ACLU... American Civil Liberties Union. These are the bastards that are telling kids not to have Christmas Pageants, but Holiday Pageants. They're keeping the word "God" or "Jesus" out of school. And they're forcing children to hug trees and allow women to vote. WTF?

Congratulations you commie bastards, you've killed Christmas.

Screw these assholes. I'm gonna fight the man and say the word 'Christmas' as many times as I can. Chances are I'll get arrested since it's illegal to say 'Christmas' anymore, but who cares.

So what exactly is so bad about saying "Merry Christmas?" It pisses off the Jews. They don't want us to forget that they have a holiday in December too. A pretty minor holiday in comparison. Here's why Christmas kicks Hanukkah's ass.

I could go on and on, but I think you get the idea. Because God forbid we offend more Jews than we already have. We can't call it Christmas, it's "The Holidays." We can't promote Santa, we have to promote Snowmen. And if you have a Christmas Party, there'd better not be a Christmas Tree.