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Merry Christmas, I'm Busy

To answer all the e-mails I've received asking why I haven't posted in nearly two weeks, I'm busy. Busy is a word commonly used by people who have lives filled with more than one task at a time. For example, I'm a full time student, and work even more. Then I do have an actual life, so posting on the most popular site east of the Mississippi usually slips my mind.

But I do have one question... why do girls have a soft spot for retards? A man I used to work with masturbates in the bathroom at work while making farm animal sounds. And girls think that's fine.

What the hell...

If I masturbate, I get called an ass and I have to sleep on the couch for a month. Then next time I even drop a hint that I want to have sex, I get the line, "why don't you just do it yourself?!"

Even Lifetime TV thinks 'tards are cute...

Corky from Life Goes On gets all the bitches. Why? Because girls have a soft spot for 'tards.