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Hey Florida, Suck It Up Looks like Florida could get hit with another hurricane sometime this week. While any other state would get to work boarding up their houses and buying food, Floridians are on TV complaining about how bad this sucks. Cry about it, no one cares. Louisiana and Alabama heard there was a chance they could get hit, and what do they do, go in to super commando army mode. Except for those crazy people in the bayou, they're still sitting on their front porch waiting. But you don't hear them bitching, do you? You know what, I actually think people in Louisiana are smarter than Floridians. First off, do you see any footage of this happening in Louisiana?
"Hurricane Andrew just ate your house"
Of course you don't, because no one's stupid enough to build a $300,000 house 5 feet above the ocean... on SAND. If you can walk out your back door, in to the ocean, on a normal day, then you're asking to have your shit ruined.
Louisiana's smart. Their residents know there's a chance a hurricane could come along and flatten everything in its path. They build accordingly. How can you possibly be pissed off if a hurricane flattens this...
"Louisiana' storm damage: $87. All in plywood."
All over the world there are worse things going on. Remember back in December, there was a tsunami? I bet Floridians didn't even blink, because God forbid their yacht get tipped over. Hurricanes are a fact of life, a kick ass fact of life, so get over it you sissies. If you don't like it, move to Idaho.
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