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Uno de Mayo

(Monday, May 1, 2006)

We're Gonna Need To Go Ahead And Move You Downstairs Into Storage B...

(Thursday, April 13, 2006)

Ever Been to Muncie, Indiana? I Have.

(Wednesday, March 15, 2006)

Adult Friend Finder Lets Me Down

(Monday, February 20, 2006)

Buckey Graduates with a PHD in Kicking Ass

(Saturday, February 18, 2006)

Hit a Girl

(Tuesday, January 31, 2006)

STFU, Jared

(Monday, January 30, 2006)

And That's Why They Make Tampons...

(Tuesday, January 24, 2006)

Microsoft Kitty Becomes Helpful

(Tuesday, January 17, 2006)

A Letter to Vince Young

(Thursday, January 5, 2006)

Coal Mining CEO: "My Bad"

(Wednesday, January 4, 2006)

New Years Drinking, Promiscuous Sex OK

(Friday, December 30, 2005)

Congress Cracks Down on Fatties

(Wednesday, December 28, 2005)

Santa Revealed

(Thursday, December 22, 2005)

War on Christmas

(Monday, December 19, 2005)

Letters For God

(Thursday, December 15, 2005)

Merry Christmas, I'm Busy

(Tuesday, December 13, 2005)

Women Want Bling

(Wednesday, November 30, 2005)

It's Merry Christmas, Not Happy Holidays. Assholes.

(Monday, November 28, 2005)

Where'd Thanksgiving Go?

(Monday, November 21, 2005)

Michael McDonald is a Leech

(Monday, November 14, 2005)

Don't Forget Your 'Niggas'

(Thursday, November 10, 2005)

Hypo-shutthehellup

(Monday, November 7, 2005)

Making Sex Better

(Wednesday, November 2, 2005)

Ode To Rosa Parks

(Saturday, October 29, 2005)

Whipped Is Not The Word

(Monday, October 24, 2005)

You Suck, and Here's Why...

(Monday, October 10, 2005)

Anime Fans Should Die

(Monday, October 3, 2005)

Ugly: That Means You're Screwed

(Wednesday, September 28, 2005)

Rumble with Phil

(Monday, September 19, 2005)

Justin Zwick, and other Dumbasses

(Monday, September 12, 2005)

Take Your Preaching Somewhere Else

(Thursday, September 8, 2005)

The Buckey Zoo

(Monday, September 5, 2005)

George W. Bush, You're A Retard

(Friday, September 2, 2005)

Man of the Year Nominations

(Wednesday, August 31, 2005)

Hey Woman, Where's My Pie?

(Wednesday, August 24, 2005)

The BMV... Your Ticket to Death

(Wednesday, August 24, 2005)

Here's Your Future

(Monday, August 22, 2005)

Beer Goggles

(Wednesday, August 17, 2005)

I Hate Really Fat People

(Monday, August 15, 2005)

State Fair Secrets

(Friday, August 12, 2005)

Illiteracy Takes Over The Internet

(Monday, August 8, 2005)

GotBuckey Ego Searching

(Sunday, August 7, 2005)

If I Were President

(Wednesday, August 3, 2005)

Phil McGraw, Asshole P.H.D.

(Monday, August 1, 2005)

Now I Just Hate Whores (Hate Mail)

(Wednesday, July 27, 2005)

Lance Armstrong: More Balls Than You

(Monday, July 25, 2005)

Bumper Stickers That Don't Suck

(Wednesday, July 20, 2005)

Still Can't Stand Whores

(Monday, July 18, 2005)

AIM Saves The World  (UPDATED: Monday, July 18, 2005)

(Friday, July 15, 2005)

Whores, Who Needs 'Em?

(Wednesday, July 13, 2005)

Hey Florida, Suck It Up

(Friday, July 8, 2005)

War of the Worlds, Minus Tom Cruise, Would Be Cool

(Tuesday, July 5, 2005)

Fireworks for Winners

(Thursday, June 30, 2005)

Operation Geritol Drop

(Tuesday, May 24, 2005)

Online Arguing is for Rejects

(Friday, May 6, 2005)

Just Club the Baby Seal

(Friday, April 29, 2005)

Hey Jock, Reality Check!

(Tuesday, April 26, 2005)

Abercrombie = Homo

(Sunday, April 24, 2005)

Face It, Your Life Is Over

(Tuesday, April 19, 2005)

Your BLOG Sucks

(Thursday, April 14, 2005)

You're Not In Love, Loser

(Wednesday, April 13, 2005)

The Terri Schiavo Diet

(Tuesday, April 12, 2005)

Goths, A Great American Tragedy

(Monday, April 11, 2005)