AIM Saves The World

AOL Instant Messenger user... you make a difference in the world with your personal profile. Or not. I'm sure you know someone that's been affected by cancer. Hell, I think we all know someone, but does putting some stupid comment at the bottom of your cute little AIM profile make a difference in the world? No. It doesn't. In fact, I think people who do something stupid like this should contract cancer themselves.

Like cancer, Girly Instant Messenger Profile Stupidity (or GIMPS for short) is a nationwide epidemic. This isn't the only instance I've seen. If you've ever looked at a profile on AIM, I'm sure you've seen one of these wildly popular comments at the bottom.

  • Put this in your profile if you are in love with someone!

  • Put this in your profile if you miss someone.

And the bullshit goes on and on. No one gets cured by these. No one cares if you're even in love with someone. Keep it in your pants. But since I'm sure no one will listen to me and stop this bullshit, I decided to approve some footers for your personal profile.

  • Put this in your profile if you've kicked the shit out of a midget today.

  • Put this in your profile if your girl is fat.

  • Put this in your profile if you own a Smith & Wesson, and plan on ending your own life soon because there's nothing left to live for... because we all know that at 14 years old, if you lose a girlfriend there's nothing left to live for.

  • Copy and paste this in your profile if you know how to use Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.

  • Put this in your profile, cause nukes are fun.

  • Copy and paste this in your profile if you're blind.

  • Put this in your profile if you've had sex with an animal today.

  • Put this in your profile if you've poured beer on your girlfriend at a friends birthday party.

  • Put this in your profile if you were called a whore by a crippled kid.

Additions by Ryan List, Wall of Fame Member.

  • ICopy and paste this to your profile if you like slapping big booties.

  • COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SUPPORT OUR WHITE TROOPS.

That's all I can think of for now. If you want more, make your own. Let me know if you actually happen to use any of these in your profile, so I can kick your ass for not giving me proper credit.

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