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Bumper Stickers That Don't Suck
Shut up, you're wrong.
The other day I was driving down the road and saw this car and a bumper sticker on the back. Being curious as to what it said, I pulled up closer to read it. When I got close, I read "My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student." Huh? Are you saying an animal with a brain the size of a cell phone has more intelligence than my honor student? Even though I don't have any kids, I took offence to this. I ran this asshole off the road in to a lake and pulled his lifeless body out of the water and kicked the shit out of him. You don't make fun of my non-existent honor student, ass wipe.
Regardless, this incident got me thinking. There's a lot of stupid bumper stickers out there, and I'm tired of beating the hell out of everyone that has one. So instead I decided to make my own. These are bumper stickers that don't suck.
Mmm mmm good.
Nothing beats a kitty.
Because we all know, Alfred "Beater" Heeter is the biggest gangsta in this town.
I don't know why, but I'd laugh everytime I pulled behind someone with this on their bumper.
So that's it for now. I figured I'd better stop after I made the Alfred sticker. I'll just sit here and wait for the lawsuits. |
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