GotBuckey Ego Searching

So I was looking through the website logs the other day to see how so many people have found out about GotBuckey.com. Nothing seemed too unusual until I got to the keyword search. I had no idea people were getting here with THESE keywords...

MSN
1 terri schiavo weigh pounds  
2 abercrombie sandals  
3 abercrombie and fitch catalog  
4 fireworks gasoline  
5 abercrombie fitch billboard  
6 blackdude  
7 abercrombie pictures  
8 i hate abercrombie and fitch  
9 abercrombie and fitch billboard  
10 making star shell fireworks  
11 abercrombie  
12 ask a black dude  
13 abercrombie billboard  
14 imlove  
15 abercrombie and fitch pictures  
16 back to school for goths  
Yahoo
1 ask a black dude  
2 dl stories  
3 abercrombie and fitch billboard  
4 big  
5 i hate abercrombie and fitch  
6 "some of the best times i'll never remember"  
7 charlie murphy karate kick  
8 ugly girl pictures  
9 abercrombie billboard  
10 ugly jap girl  
11 tea bagging  
12 abercrombie  
Google
1 "jungle juice whore"  
2 anti-michigan websites  
AskJeeves
1 anti-michigan websites

I'm sure you could figure out how to read it by now. It's sectioned out in to search engines, and the number beside it represents the ranking of which keywords were used the most to get to my site. I love it. After all these years, people still can't get enough of Jungle Juice Whore. Not to mention that I'm getting a lot of visits from people looking for ugly girl pictures.

But what isn't show in this table is the search phrase that I found just today. "Cheating Whores," from msn.com. When you type that in, you get porn sites, and then there I am, second page, 4th entry...

My "Whores, Who Needs Em?" rant has gained worldwide respect. Which means I'm right. Can't argue with msn.com, if they put it on their web search right between eatthemushroom.com and youwhores.com, then you know it's quality content.

While I was at it, I did some personal ego searching.

Turns out I'm running for an executive board member position... http://www.lrp-cofi.org/TWU100/TWUcampaign2003.html

Wait a minute, I'm a 37 year old father of 3 that loves telling original stories... http://www.lulu.com/gineric

Damn, what was I thinking, I'm actually a really old pastor... http://www.wileyheightscovenant.org/pastors.html

Or I'm the owner of Sioux Falls Tire, standing next to some hot chick with a soccer ball... http://www.siouxfallssoccer.org/images/2004NewsletterSeptember.pdf

If you're bored and want to do an ego search of your own, go right ahead. Put your name in the box below and go!

 

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