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Phil McGraw, Asshole P.H.D.
This man should be kicked in his big fat head and stuffed in Oprah's big fat ass. Did you know that DR. PHIL is not a REAL doctor? He has his PHD... in psychology. That's right, he's a fraud. Phil McGraw started out as the CEO of the major corporation that saved Oprah from losing a multi million dollar lawsuit. After that, Oprah decided to let him be her hard hitting weekly guest. Next thing you know, Phil McGraw has his own show. Now one thing I do like about this guy is he yells at fat people... a lot. I heard him tell this porker once that she was going to die soon. So why don't I have MY own TV show? I do the same thing. It's all cool that he yells at fat people, but he's a hypocrite. Phil is 6'4", 235 pounds. Not exactly in shape. How can you tell someone to stop eating so much when you ate one of your kids?
So yelling at fat people is his thing. It's my thing too. But this guy gets his own line of food, promptly telling the fat ass accidentally walking down the health food section in Kroger to "SHAPE UP!" The fat ass then picks up the Dr. Phil health food, because we all know that if the obese sumbitch didn't pick it up, Phil would stomp a mud hole in her ass.
Alright, once again, Phil hates fat people. So do I. Now he has people wearing shirts that state, "I Love Dr. Phil." Whoa buddy, wait up. You yell at them, tell them to get in shape, then they love you? What the hell? When I yell at people, I get hate mail. This doesn't make sense to me. What I think is hilarious is Phil has gone Hollywood. He gave in to temptation and now most of his guests sound like this... "Geneva is a 19 year old mother of 6, toting around a monstrous 389 pound hell of an ass. Recently, her 16 year old husband has been cheating on her with anorexic she-males. 16 year old Preston claims, 'that ass is too fat.' Geneva fears the worst, and plans to commit suicide." How would Phil handle this? "Geneva, you're going to have to get real about your weight problem. You're a sick person, you're a horrible person. You're going to hell for being so damn fat and obnoxious. Hell, before I met my wife Robin, I used to be a party animal. I'd tap any ass that was tapable. But girl, I got some news for you... I wouldn't tap your ass if the fate of the world depended on it. You're going to die soon." He'd ignore the fact that her husband cheated on her. Hell, he'd even ignore the fact she has a 16 year old husband. Phil goes right at the fact that she's a tub of lard. Damn it, someone tell me why I don't have a TV show? I can do this! Hello? New book? "Why Fat Girls Can't Swim..." I'm poster child for "tough love." TV needs me. Shitheads. |
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